Wednesday, August 12, 2020

The Dirty Blonde Diaries: Camp Wittenberg

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If you have ever experienced a Witt spring then you will understand what we are about to talk about. If you are...

Analyzing the Failures of the Trump Impeachment Trial

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On Feb. 5, 2020, the United States Senate voted to acquit Donald Trump on two articles of impeachment presented by the House of Representatives....

The Dirty Blonde Diaries: Pop That Bubble

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It is that time of the year when everyone has been through at least one semester or more and are looking for...

The Weekly Tiger: The Impossibility of Senior Year

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Some of my most loyal fans might have noticed that there wasn’t a column in last week’s issue and I must apologize,...

Astros Players Should Have Been Punished for Sign Stealing Scandal

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In November of 2019 writers from The Athletic, Evan Drellich and Ken Rosenthal, wrote an article revealing that the Houston Astros had...

Trump’s New Israel-Palestine Policy is Just Another Game

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In 1967, Israel began its fifty plus year occupation of the Palestinian territories. That year also marks the beginning of the US/Israeli relationship as...

The Laws of Inequality for Greek Recruitment

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If fraternities recruited like sororities did at Wittenberg, they would chant songs at the door they had been practicing for months. “We...

The Dirty Blondes: Friends and Family

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Hello, Wittenberg. Did you miss us? Well, we missed you. The month-long winter break was definitely needed, but we could not have...

Analyzing the History of Iran and the U.S.

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Since the assassination of Iranian General Qasem Soleimani, some have asked, how would we react if an American was killed by an Iranian drone?...

Dear Socrates: Budgets and Books

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Dear Socrates, I used to read all the time as a kid, but when it started to become an assignment and not...

Find Your Way: Oceans

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By: Jeremy McAleese The ocean is a body of water where all sorts of species live, yet trash...

Bolivia’s Repeated History

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“History doesn’t repeat itself but it often rhymes.” This quote, attributed to Mark Twain, holds as much weight in the 21st century as it ever...

The Dirty Blonde Diaries: The Holidays’ Middle Child

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It is November, which means "spooky" season is officially over. Time to put away your pumpkin carving tools, ghost statues and eat...

The Weekly Tiger: Bad Advice Only

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For this week’s column, I’ve decided to pay homage to perhaps the most well-known use of a column: an advice column. Of...

The Dirty Blonde Diaries: Finals Survival Guide

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That week is coming. The week where “club lib” (aka the library) is open late and Station 1 closes early. The whole...

The Weekly Tiger: “Rick and Morty” Season 4

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One of my favorite TV shows to ever grace this earth, "Rick and Morty," aired the first episode of their fourth season...

Opinion: On Media and 2019’s Global Revolutions

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Global revolution has characterized the international political landscape of 2019. In all corners of the world, ordinary people have organized and taken to the...

Is It Bad to Have ‘a Type,’ And Other Questions for Socrates

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Dear Socrates,I'm single, and my friend tried to set me up with one of her friends. We went on a date, which...

Free Time? Never Heard of Her.

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Let’s be real: college is ridiculous when it comes to time management. The schedule of the average student is nothing short of insane, and...

Two of My Majors are Considered for Cuts

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Before I begin this, I want to share why the consideration of cuts to be made to the language department matters to...

The Weekly Tiger: Nobody Likes the Hospital

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This past week, I found myself spending an uncomfortable amount of time lying in a stark hospital bed with the scratchy sheets...

The Dirty Blonde Diaries: Don’t Judge a Book…

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We are back. We apologize for our absence, we missed you all so much. During our time apart...

What the Media gets Wrong about Northern Syria

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On Oct. 6, President Donald Trump gave Turkish president Recep Erdogan the green light to further invade Northern Syria. A statement from Press Secretary...

The Weekly Tiger: Treacherous Tinder

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It’s just about that time in our lives where people start to find who they want to spend the rest of their...

The Dirty Blonde Diaries: Are You Ready for Homecoming?

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Your fall semester usually starts strong with new school books, a nice looking room and a driven passion to kill the semester...

The Ohio Democratic Debate Shows that Ohio is Still in Play for 2020

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With more and more workers dropping their once powerful support for Donald TrumpTrump, the Ohio Democratic Party (ODP) is turning its eye...

The Dirty Blonde Diaries: Are You Missing Something?

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Dear Wittenberg Senior Class, Have you been feeling as though you are missing something these past three years? A...

The Weekly Tiger: Are Aliens Real?

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Our solar system is unbelievably huge and the space outside of the Milky Way makes our solar system resemble the size of...

The Weekly Tiger: Thunberg: The Climate Change Hero

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16 year-old Swedish Great Thunberg has recently fought her way into the limelight with her strong advocacy for climate change and environmental...

The Dirty Blonde Diaries: It’s a Hard NARP Life For Me

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If you are not well versed in the Wittenberg “lingo,” a “NARP” refers to a very special breed of student- a non-athletic,...